Quotes

Man...these are really good

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
- Woodrow Wilson

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
- Albert Einstein

There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
- Frederick L Collins

Quotes

A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
- Kenneth Tynan

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers

More Quotes

I will let others do my talking for today.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
- Bill Watterson

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas H. Huxley

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
- Samuel Butler

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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
- Evan Esar